Lady Midath's Journal

Metalocalypse Renovationklok NO SPOILERS

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:49:58 GMT

Watched Renovationklok this morning. Best episode EVER. LOL Oh god I love this show,I was a little worried about Brenda Small and Tommy Blacha doing half hour eps. I was hoping that it would not spoil the tone of the show. It was perfect. I am going to be in a happy fangirl daze all day.
*Punches fist in air* HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Must write fic...

New Fic": Alexilocks And The Three *Human Bears

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:27:39 GMT

I am sorry that this is not behind an lj cut.I have tried like six times to place it behind a cut but I can't seem to get it to work.

Disclaimer:Nope, not mine and I never said they were. They are however
owned by Chris Carter etc and no profit is being made. So there.

Fandom:X Files

Pairing:Sk/D/M/K

Rating:FRAO/NC-17

Warnings:Oh yeah, we got the lot. Non-con, spanking language,
M/M/M/M and the unlawful use of a perfectly innocent fairy tale. Well,
it was innocent until I got hold of it.*Insert evil laugh*

email:lady_midath@yahoo.com.au

Catagory:AU

Status:Complete

Archive:Sure thing

Summary:A certain green eyed beauty stumbles into the wrong cottage

A warped and twisted fairy tale

Alexilocks And The Three *Human* Bears

Once upon a time there lived a young man with hair as dark as the sweetest dark chocolate and eyes as green as emeralds. He lived in a small village at the very edge of a deep forest. His name was Alex but all the villagers called him Alexilocks on account of his thick mane of rich dark hair. He was by far the most handsome of all the young men in the village and when the girls saw him walking though the town square, they would blush and giggle coyly, hoping in vain to catch his eye.

But Alexilocks was a spoiled young man, stubborn and headstrong and he did not give a toss about the villagers. He thought them silly and simple and quite beneath his notice.

Now I said gentle reader, the village sat on the edge of a deep impenetrable forest. None were brave or foolish enough to venture in there very far as there were wolves and bears that roamed freely in search of whatever prey they might find.

The young people of the village were content enough to play either in the village square or the church grounds, not wanting to wander into the forest and perhaps into the jaws of some beast that lurked within it's depths.

No, they were all happy enough to play, or gather in small groups to talk or play silly harmless pranks on one another. But Alexilocks was different. He hated playing the silly games his friends played and he loathed their aimless boring chatter. For deep inside he had an adventurer's heart and spirit and longed to explore the mysterious depths of the forest. After all,who knew what treasures he might there.

One day he was particularly bored, so Alexilocks wandered into the forest, just to have a quick look, he told himself.

It was a bright summer's day, the sun was shining through the trees, warming the skin on his face and arms. A glorious day to be out for a walk, he thought as he passed by a clump of berry bushes, the fruit swollen and ripe on the branches, as red as sin, as red as blood.

All was quiet within the forest except for the cry of a bird or the rustle of some small creature hiding in the bushes. Feeling bolder now he pressed further into the forest until calamity struck.

So intent on his search for adventure, he had become lost.

Meanwhile in the deepest part of the forest, sat a small but comfortable cottage. Within that cottage dwelt three men. They were carpenters by trade and very skilled with their hands. The eldest of them was a tall handsome man by the name of Walter with eyes of the deepest brown behind a pair of spectacles. His head was bald but this only seemed to make him all the more virile.

The second eldest was John, he was tall as well, but not as strongly built as Walter. His face was wise and kind with deep set eyes that seemed to see everything.

The youngest was a sweet faced man called Fox. The name suited him well as he was quick and clever with his head as well as his hands.

It was early morning and Walter had prepared breakfast as usual. The three of them sat down to eat, picking up their spoons to eat the thick sweet porridge.

Walter winced as he spooned the porridge into his mouth, it was too hot. John sighed and laid down his spoon.

"This porridge is too cold."

Fox shrugged as he ate. "Mine's just right."

Suddenly a loud noise made the three of them turn towards the open door, a tall deer had wandered into their small yard. With a smile, Walter laid down his spoon and went to fetch his rifle. For gentle reader, these were days when people had to hunt for their food as well as grow their own vegetables and fruit trees.

"Walter," Fox cried, but he knew that there would be no stopping the bigger man. Dinner had just wandered into their yard. The three of them headed out the door and the deer spotting them, took to its nimble legs and bounded away.

Undeterred by this, Walter set off after it, determined that there would be venison on the supper table tonight. The other two followed, John ready to help and Fox hoping to try and save the deer from it's fate.

Now as the men plunged into the forest after the deer, a very frightened, exhausted young man appeared. Alexilocks stumbled into the well kept yard, his clothes torn and is skin scratched by brambles and branches. He had a spent the night wandering in the forest, weeping and cursing his stupidity. Hadn't his parents always warned him about going too far into it's depths? Oh how could he have been so foolish?

But the sight of the cottage cheered him, surely there would be some kind soul that would take pity on him and help him find his way back home again.

The door was open and a wonderful smell was wafting out, inviting him in. Stepping inside, Alexilocks spied the three bowls still set out on the long table. Ravenous after his night lost in the forest, Alexilocks went straight to the first bowl of porridge. Taking a scoop, he swallowed it, then spluttered.

"Ow, too hot."

Then he tried the second bowl. "Yech, too cold." He said, grimacing.

But the contents in the third bowl was just right and he ate it all up.

Stomach pacified now, Alexilocks wandered over to three chairs that were gathered around a large fireplace. The first one was not well padded, Walter liked to sit in a firm chair, it helped his back after a day's labour. Hey, he wasn't getting any younger after all.

Alexilocks sat down and winced. "Ouch, too hard."

John's chair was covered in cushions. "Ugh, too soft." But Fox's chair proved to be just right.

By this time, Alexilocks was wondering where the occupants of the cottage might be. It was then that he spied the staircase that led up to the upper floor. Curious, Alexilocks went upstairs.

It proved to be one big room with three beds. Walking over to the first bed, Alexilocks laid down, and yep, you guessed it...too hard. Naturally John's bed was too soft and of course Fox's bed was just right. By this time Alexilocks was so tired from his night spent wandering around the forest, he laid his head on the pillow and promptly fell asleep.

Now it was at this very time when Walter, John and Fox returned to the cottage carrying the carcass of the deer between them. They would eat well tonight, even though Fox was sad that the beautiful creature was no more. Walter carried the carcass to the shed where he would skin and dress it. As he set about his chore, a loud cry summoned him to the cottage. Immediately he set down his skinning knife and raced towards the cottage.

He found both John and Fox standing at the table staring down at the bowls.

Taking a step forward, Walter glared down at his. "Someone's been eating my porridge," he announced darkly.

"Yeah," John agreed clearly puzzled. "Uh someone's been eating my porridge as well."

Fox was frowning. "Someone's not only been eating my porridge, they took the damn lot. Look," he lifted up the bowl so that the others could see.

Walter's frowned deepened and the three of them decided to investigate further.

"Walter look." John pointed at their chairs. They could see that they had been moved slightly out of place.

"Someone as been sitting in our chairs," Walter said, His voice grim. "I think we should check upstairs."

The other two agreed and followed him up the narrow staircase.

"Someone has been sleeping in my bed," Walter said angry now. He was determined to catch the trespasser now.

"Yeah, someone sure as hell's been sleeping in my bed," John grumbled. He did hate having his things touched.

"Uh Walter, "Fox said hesitantly. "Someone has been sleeping in my bed, and Uh, he's still here." He pointed down at the figure curled up under the blankets.

It was at that moment, when Alexilocks woke up, seeing the three angry faces glaring down at him,he panicked and leaping off the bed, tried to reach the door. To no avail. A six foot two mass of muscle stopped him dead in his tracks.

Thoroughly scared now, Alexilocks stared at them with defiance. "Let me go, now!" He demanded.

Crossing his arms over his chest, Walter stared at the sweet-faced young man with tousled hair and flashing green eyes.

"Not until you tell us what you are doing in our home uninvited."

Alexilocks face flushed. "I don't have to tell you anything...baldy."

Walter's eyebrows rose, behind him Jon and Fox exchanged a significant glance. "Should I remind you lad that you are trespassing so you would do well to speak with courtesy less you find your troubles considerably worsened.

Alexilocks's face darkened, his natural arrogance already overriding his fear. "How dare you speak to me like this," he snapped. "A rude, uncouth brute such as yourself."

Walter's lips quirked up. "Such a mouth on such a lovely face," he mused. "Have your parents taught you no manners boy?"

"I'd not waste manners on a filthy common creature like you," Alexilocks shot back defiantly.

Walter's smile widened, it seemed that what this lad lacked in common sense he more than made up for in spirit.

"You are a disrespectful lad, but I can soon cure that."

With that, Walter's hand shot out and Alexilocks soon found himself grabbed and hauled over an upraised knee. He yelped as he felt his britches pulled roughly down, baring his upturned bottom.

"Wait, what are you doing?" he cried, then let out a yell as a blistering swat landed against his behind.

Walter raised his hand again, bringing it down on the wiggling backside. Without a word he set about spanking the young man with the smart mouth within an inch of his life.

"Ow, oh, ohhh ouch!" Alexilocks shrieked. "Please...oh please stop, the spanking is too HARD!"

"Then perhaps John might do a better job," Walter said with a small satisfied smile. With that, he set the now sobbing intruder on his feet and handed him to John. Seating himself on the bed, John took Alexilocks over his knees. But he was a kind man and seeing how distraught Alexilocks was, he decided to take it easy on him.

So lifting his hand up,he brought it down in gentle pats against the reddened rump. Alexilocks, expecting another series of blistering swats, sighed with relief.

"Oh that's soft."

Walter watched for a moment before rolling his eyes. "John, that's too soft. Here, give him to Fox to complete his punishment if you cannot find the heart to do so."

So Alexilocks found himself over yet another knee. Fox spanked his bottom, but not as hard as Walter or as soft as John; so the swats that landed tingled rather than stung and unable to help himself, Alexilocks wiggled against Fox's thighs. "Ohhh, this is just right."

Amused that such an innocent could become so wanton under a firm hand, Walter reached out and once against lifted a now flushed and aroused Alexilocks to his feet. His penis was standing straight out from a nest of dark pubic hair.

Seeing this, the others felt their own cocks begin to stir to life. Embarrassed now, Alexilocks tried to turn away. But Walter was not a man to be denied, and he was becoming rather taken with this green eyed beauty who had wandered so brazenly into his home.

Reaching out, Walter cupped Alexilocks's chin with his hand. Completely trapped, all he could do was stare up at the bigger man with eyes that were still wet with tears.

"Please don't spank me anymore," he whimpered.

Smiling Walter reached out to tousle Alexilocks hair. He was becoming rather taken with this audacious brat.

"As long as you have learned your lesson."

Alexilocks nodded his head, the very picture of a chastened young man. It was obvious that he had learned his lesson.

Then unable to resist the lad's charms any longer, Walter gently drew him closer. Eyes wide, Alexilocks tried to resist, but Walter was stronger and soon Alexilocks found himself divested of the rest of his clothing.

After loosening his own trousers, Walter lifted the smaller man up into his arms and as gently as he could; lowered him onto his erect penis.

"AHHHH!" Alexilocks body convulsed, writhing frantically as his virginal opening was breached. "Stop, oh...oh, please! You're too BIG!" Gaping at the pain, he struggled futilely but a pair of strong arms had wrapped around him, holding him firmly in place.

One thrust followed another until Alexilocks felt Walter's cock spurt inside him.

"Shhh now little one," Walter said, then gently leaned forward to kiss his quivering lips. He could taste the salty tears on Alexilocks's cheeks.

Then setting him back on his feet, Walter handed Alexilocks over to John.

Alexilocks found himself gently eased onto the middle bed, his anus was sore and still wet with Walter's seed. He gasped as John slowly entered him. His cock was not quite as thick as Walter's but what it lacked in girth more than made up in length.

"Owww, ohhh...stop," he wept frantically as his tight little arsehole was once again stretched and entered. "Please, ahhh, you're too LONG!"

But despite his pleas, Alexilocks was fucked within an inch of his life. Taking care not to hurt the brat too much, John moved inside him. Then finally his cock spasmed and carefully he withdrew.

Then lifting Alexilocks up off the bed, John handed him over to Fox, who gently took the weeping lad in his arms. Kissing him, Fox soothed Alexilocks until the his tears subsided. Then laying the dark haired beauty face down onto his bed, he loosened his breeches and slid inside the now very slippery opening.

Alexilocks winced as his anus was violated for a third time, then relaxed. Now sufficiently loosened and lubricated, it was not as painful. To his surprise, he actually found himself enjoying he sensations as they coursed through him.

Moaning in pleasure, Alexilocks lifted his hips as Fox probed deeper and deeper until he found the sweet spot.

"Oh yes," he cried, his hands clutching at the blankets. "Oh that's just RIGHT!"

Smiling at the sounds of pleasure coming from the lad now, Fox reached around to grasp Alexilocks's cock. Running his hand along the slick length, he thrust even deeper, making Alexilocks arch back. Then with a cry, both orgasmed, their sweat slicked bodies shuddering.

Exhausted and completely drained, Alexilocks collapsed onto the bed. Walter chuckled as he reached out to run his fingers through the trespasser's tousled hair.

"He is a pretty little thing," John commented with a smile. "May we keep him?"

"I don't see why not," Walter replied. "Unless his family come searching for him."

But Alexilocks's parents never did. Assuming that their beloved son had fallen prey to some beast in the forest, they mourned their son.

As for Alexilocks, he stayed with the three men, living comfortably in the snug cottage. They taught him their craft and he soon became as skilled a carpenter as Fox. Together, the two young men created a new bed, using the wood from the three old ones. It was large enough to hold the four of them comfortably, and when Walter and John saw it, they declared that it was just right.

THE END

Quick update

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:25:25 GMT

I called my manager today to update her on what was happening. She told me to take the next two weeks off as she is going away on holidays herself. When she comes back, she is going to put me on part time so I can ease myself back into a routine again. I am just so relieved that I still have a job to go back to.
I am feeling a lot stronger though I am still a little unsteady on my feet. I am still using George the walking stick but not as much. One good thing though, I have actually started writing again.:-) I have started a Metalocalypse fic and a nice little X Files Halloween ficlet as well. I will post them on my lj as soon as they are finished.

Illness and other stuff

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:03:36 GMT

This is the first time I have posted in a little while. I have just come out of the hospital. It seems that I have had a mild stroke. It happened on Saturday night when I was at home. My daughter and I had gone out and when I got back, I had a terrible pain in my left shoulder. The kids raced me to the hospital, that's where the stroke happened. I am recovering slowly but surely. The right side of my body feels slow and uncoordinated. I am moving around with the help of a walking stick that I call George. Hopefully I will get full movement back and I'll be able to return to work. On another sad note, goodbye website. I hardly knew ye. Geocities is closing down all the free sites so mine is going. Please feel free to save whatever you want. I am going to try and repost my fics but it might be awhile until I am up on my feet again.
Never thought that this would happen to me...*sigh*

About my site

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 12:30:47 GMT

Hi everyone. Sorry it's been so long since I have posted, RL has once again been hammering my butt. I decided to take a week off just to spend time with my family as I really needed some downtime. :-) What I did want to do however was to let everyone know what is happening about my website. I have been saving all my stories to a memory stick, then I shall re-build the site. It will probably take awhile due to work and other stuff that I have at the moment but I promise I will do it as fast as RL will allow. I just wanted to reassure everyone that I am not going to let the site die, I care about it too much to let that happen. I have been receiving a lot of worried emails of late so I just wanted to let everyone know where I am up to.
The always wonderful PEJA has saved many of my fics to WWOMB as well so you will be able to find them there. As soon as I have a new home for my fic, I will let you know. I have also received some requests to finish some WIPs like Catch Me As I Fall and The Alex Chronicles as well as a Metalocalypse slash story which I promised to write for a good friend of mine. So the next couple of months are going to be busy but fun. I just wish the Geocities would not close their free site as it was the perfect place for me...sigh.

Warning rant in progress, run for your lives...

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:21:36 GMT

Sorry I have been off line for so long but once again my internet @#$%-ed up. After what seemed like hours, I finally and with the help of a help desk technician that had the wisdom of an angel and the patience of a saint got back online.
Now to the rant....

PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please allow me to elaborate.

Now before I start, I just want to say that I love my job, I love the people who I work with and I love what I do.

But every now and again I find myself having to deal with an idiot. Okay, I know that dealing with idiots is one of the hazards of my job, but this idiot was a mean as cat dirt and as nasty as a rattle snake.

No really, she was.

This woman yelled at me over everything that she did not like, from having to wait to be served. (We were in the middle of a huge sale) To the fact that there were no managers around. (There were but they were all hiding) I did the right thing and was polite and helpful which made her yell louder. Even when I got her everthing she wanted,she still abused me. Then she made a complaint to the head manager about me the next day even though what she was complaing about had nothing to do with me. Eg:lack of staff, no chairs to sit on, no clothes she liked etc...etc. You get the picture. So I offer to give her a feedback form so she could let the company know of her displeasure. I tell the manager who says...
"don't give the customers fb forms"
Say what? But I am supposed to if the customer wants to complain. But apparently we are not supposed to in case upper management sees it.
But if they don't see the complaints, how will they know how to make the customers happy.
And unhappy customers yell at us, the staff and complain about us but we are not supposed to pass it on.
Did I mention that I hate dealing with idiots.
Maybe I need to find a desert island that is idiot free...
one with a cute double agent with green eyes, or a cute FBI agent,or even better, a tall buff Assistant Director.
Just no idiots need apply.
Rant over. :-)

I just found out...

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:31:58 GMT

...that Helen aka Betagoddess passed away. She was a lovely person, kind and caring and I will miss her so much. Farewell Helen, you were a joy to everyone that knew you.

Happy Birthday Sinfulslasher

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:49:38 GMT

Happy birthday Gabi. Hope you had a wonderful day. Hugs

Random Stuff

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:31:50 GMT

It feels like forever since I last posted anything. More computer trouble. *Must remember to appease the computer gods* The power supply had to be replaced on my desktop but the good news is that nothing has been lost. I bought myself a laptop today to replace my old one that died. Because of RL crap and much overtime at work, I have not been able to get online much. I have started to save my stories in order to rebuild another website so that is taking up a lot of time as well. I had forgotten that I had so much archived there. :-)
The weather here is getting a little warmer no so I will be able to do a little writing outdoor which will be nice for a change. I am also planning on adding another annex to my new website when finally get it up and running. It will be called Arkham Asylum and will be dedicated to all the wonderful characters that inhabit the place.
I will let you all know when the new site in up and running. :-)

Birthday

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:24:17 GMT

Happy Birthday Maddie24. Have a wonderful day. Sending you a birthday hug. :-)

Supanove was awesome

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:09:13 GMT

I took my 11 year old daughter to Supanover yesterday. It was fantastic. It was held at the Dome in Olympic Park this year which turned out to be a great venue for it. There were plenty of stalls for comics, games, art, collectables, you name it. The cosplay was the best. THe 11 year old, aka Mog, got photos of Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Mog was in seventh heaven when she got a hug and her pic taken with Harley. Picked up a few comics, I would have liked to have got some more but I kept getting pulled away by an excited child.
I will post the pics as soon as I can. I didn't get many due to the fact that I accidently left my camera at home and had to use my phone camera. I will post more later. :-)

Need help

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:38:09 GMT

I have just found out that Geocities is closing down later this year. Crap, all my fics are posted there. I am going to have to find another site, preferably free, to host my site. Does anyone have any suggestions? I want to start moving my fics as soon as I can so I don't lose them. I am going to start looking around but I thought that maybe someone could recommend a good place. Thanx :-)

YIPPEE!!!!!

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:46:30 GMT

I finally have a new computer, no more having to beg the 11 year old to use hers. Oh it is so nice to sit here at my key board looking at my moniter without hearing...Mum I need my computer to talk to (whatever friend is online at the time) and I need to talk to her NOW!
I can now go back to doing important things like reading fanfic and writing fanfic and discussing fanfic.
I now need to think up a suitable name for my computer, maybe Hudson the II, or George.
I have also managed to track down and purchase a copy of Joker:Devil's Advocate on Ebay as well so this has been a good week. It is an ex-library copy that is being mailed from Queensland. And the fact that the library had a copy? Methinks I have been searching for my trades and graphic novels in the wrong places.
More later as Hudson mark II or George and I get to know each other better. Poor thing does not have a clue that it is now owned by a slash writer. (insert evil grin here)

Finally, a post

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:41:47 GMT

It feels like forever since I've posted anything but work and RL have been hammering the holy crap out of me. My hours at work have tripled and I have been working until nearly midnight for the last couple of weeks now. I am so wiped by the time I get home that I just go straight to bed. I love my job, but it's not giving me time for anything else. I have not been able to write or even keep up with my friends and lists. I don't want to complain, but I really am starting to miss having a life, you know. Still I got today off and managed to get some stuff done around the house. Next week is completely full, I don't get any time off until the week after next, then I get two whole days YAY. I am going to spend it catching up on fanfic and other fun stuff. :-)

Random stuff

Sat, 02 May 2009 14:53:08 GMT

Today is free comics day. YIPPIE, so I went into Kino's before work. They were having a huge sale on graphic novels, trades and manga. Be still my beating heart. I found the Cowboy Bepops that I have been looking for plus Batman R.I.P. I also picked up a couple of yaoi mangas as well. Nurse Joker gave me a free Predator/Alien comic and there was a line up of nearly every Star Wars character there. I wanted to take some photos to post but I had to get to work so I did not have time.
I have not been online much, I still have to replace my Dell. Right now I am using my daughter's.
I have been trying to catch up with everything but between not having my own computer and working, I just have not had the time.
Still I am glad that I made it to the comic sale. Being served by Nurse Joker made my day. LOL Plus there was Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Doc Ock, Wolverine, Rogue and Punisher.
Love to know where the staff at Kino's got their costumes.

Sick in bed

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:15:44 GMT

Uhggg I have a mean little bug and right now I am in bed catching up with all my favourite fics. It is the only thing that can cheer me up right now. That and the latest update on the joker blogs.

Back Online Now

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:26:36 GMT

I am back....YAY. Sorry I was gone for so long, it felt like forever. But it was due to a combination of work, my computer not working and just RL kicking my butt. The good news is that my som fixed my computer, great kid that he is, and me finally getting some time off work. The bad news is that all the stories I was working on and getting ready to post are gone. Not much I can do except start again.
I am sorry that I have missed so much but I will start catching up as best as I can. :-)

To all my Aussie listsibs...

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:08:53 GMT

My thoughts and prayers are with the people in Queensland and Victoria who have lost their homes and loved ones in the floods and fires. This is a terrible tragedy and a time of grieving for the entire nation.

I am back...

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 13:31:42 GMT

I can't believe it has been this long since I have posted to my lj. Where do I start? I have been working 12 hour shifts over Xmas and New Year and I have not had a day off in over 2 weeks so as you can imagine, I have been wiped. My employers seem to have decided that I don't need a life and that I can work all the hours that god gave us, still the money was good though. :-) Or at least the money that the tax man did not take.
I hate being out of touch for so long though. I feel that I have missed out on so much, so if there are any birthdays or anything that I missed, I am so sorry.
I have hardly been online at all, I have been so dammed tired that I have been just coming home and going straight to bed, too tired to even eat.
Well the upside of that is that I have dropped 2 dress sizes. LOL
But now that the holiday season is just about over, things have gone back to what passes for normal and I now that a little time to spend online instead of behind a #$$& cash register.
Happy New Year to all my friends and have a wonderful time. Hugs to all of you.

Halloween update

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:47:35 GMT

It seems like forever since I last posted anything. My job and RL crap have been pummeling me over the last few weeks. We did have a fun Halloween though. I gave the kids a party then they went trick-or-treating. My ten year old decided to dress up as the Joker and it was a huge success. A couple of the other kids decided that they wanted the same makeup and soon the place was filled with mini Jokers. Scary, and my face powder and lipsticks will never be the same again.
Everyone had a great time and many lollies were devoured by all. LOL After the kids went home, we kicked back and watched spooky movies so all up it was a good day.
I hope everyone had a fun Halloween and hopefully it won't be so long between posts next time.

Happy Birthday Lorelei

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:33:47 GMT

Happy birthday hon. I hope you have a great day. ::hugs::

A qwikfic Batman Hush Universe Joker/Riddler FRAO/NC-17

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:34:28 GMT

It has been so long since I have posted anything so I thought I would write a quikfic.
Work and RL has just been so busy that it hasn't left time for anything important like fanfic.
Hope you all like this.
Night Thoughts

Night Thoughts

Disclaimer:I don't own them. Wish I did though

Fandom:Batman

Pairing:Joker/Riddler

Rating:FRAO

Catagory:m/m slash

Status:Complete

Series:Part of my quikfics

Archive:Yes

Email:lady_midath@yahoo.com.au

Summary:Night thoughts

Author's Notes:After readimg Hush amd Hush
Returns, it made me wonder about the relationship
between the Joker and the Riddler. Especially the
way the Joker protected Riddler from Hush even
though he had got what he needed from him. Was
it to prove to Hush that he was the alpha and Gotham
was his city, or was it more...

This takes place within the Hush story arc.

One

Penguin’s POV

I don’t believe it, it’s after two in the morning and they are at it again. Oh well, at least they are enjoying themselves. Or the Joker is anyway by the sounds of it. Hell, it’s hard to imagine anyone with that kind of energy. The man certainly has a libido.

Not quite so sure about the Riddler though, he must be half dead by now. Not that I feel sorry for him after all he put us though. Especially the Joker, he was the one that was blamed for that man’s death. What was his name again? Oh yes, Thomas Elliot. An old friend of Bruce Wayne. Both stinking rich, born with silver trust funds in their mouths. Exactly the kind of people I can relate to.

Oh my god what the hell was that? I can feel my heart playing leapfrog in my chest. That had to be the most horrible screech I have ever heard in my life, and I torture cats for fun.

Should I go and investigate? The thought of bursting into the Joker’s bedroom makes me pause. But that noise…that was not the sound of someone coming, that was the sound of someone dying.

Then I hear the soft murmur of voices and I breath a sigh of relief. All alive and counted for. Not that I think that the Joker would kill Eddy. No, if he was going to, he would have by now.

After he had thrown in with that almost supernatural madman Hush. Hell, that little adventure had nearly gotten the Joker killed by Batman. No one was more surprised then me when not only did the Joker allow him to live, but then agreed to protect the little runt.

I always said that it was not only the Catwoman that had nine lives, certain green suited young men seem to as well.

Judging by the silence now coming from the Joker’s room, I would hazard a guess that they have both fallen asleep. I lay back down against the pillows, picturing the sight of the two of them sharing that huge bed together. Eddy with his lithe frame wrapped around the Joker’s taller one. Pink flesh pressed against white. Light brown hair, mingling with green.

I sigh and close my eyes, trying to blot out the succulent vision. After all, it was bad enough having to listen to their love making, but never being able to take part. That was what really hurt.

I know that I am not the most attractive man around, but still. One invitation would be nice at least.

Still, at least the Joker is letting me stay here while that monster that calls himself Hush is still prowling the streets looking for the Riddler. Personally I agree with Two Face and the Scarecrow. We should just hand Eddy over to him. It would certainly uncomplicate our lives. But Joker won’t hear of it. Absolutely insists that we have to protect out own.

Hell, who would have thought that the Joker had a sense of honour?

But then I should not be surprised. Joker is comfortable knowing that he is the alpha around here, and knowing that we all recognize that. I suppose he can afford to be generous from time to time.

These are the thoughts that I take with me as I settle down one more. I know that I am never going to be more than what I am. A short man grown stout and jowly in his old age. I am no match for Edward Nygma. Handsome and since his visit to the Lazarus pit, even younger and stronger than before.

With a sigh, I close my eyes and try to block these thoughts from my mind. After all, there’s no use dwelling on what I can’t have.

Two

Joker’s POV

Mmm, he feels so warm nestled against me. Normally I dislike sharing my bed with others, but for Edward, I make an exception. Usually after one of my increasingly rare bouts of sex with Harley I toss her straight out of bed and send her sulking off to that red haired weed , Poison Ivy.

It’s not that I don’t enjoy the sex, but afterwards that dominoed ditz has to start all that sickening lovey dovey crap. At least with Edward, he knows when to keep quiet.

Oh puddin I love you, do you love me? It makes me want to reach over, grab her by the throat and squeeze until her vapid face swells and that flapping tongue turns black. It never stops her though. Typical female.

Rolling over onto my side, I reach out to stroke the smooth skin next to me. I have to admit, that time Edward spent in the Lazarus pit has done more that just cure his cancer. It seems to have shaven years off him. His face so soft in repose seems as innocent as a choirboy’s.

I run my hand down his side, lazily taking in the fine features and the mass of light brown hair. All in all, not bad.

Oh he’s not as delectable as a certain caped crusader, but still, a nice dalliance. And I do know that he is infatuated with me. Has been since the first day we met. I still remember it. He was new to Gotham, young brash and cocky. He called himself the Riddler and loved leaving clues and conundrums in his wake. But he had made one serious mistake. Edward had not worked out who the main players in this town were.

And that just happened to be me.

His second mistake was to hit the same bank that I had marked out for myself. Both our gangs went racing inside waving our guns at the hysterical bank tellers. My guys in clown masks and his in black domino masks. It’s not that I mind a little chaos but even to me it looked ridiculous.

We managed to salvage what we could, then afterwards I decided to seek this upstart out in order to have a little chat with him. After all, he had to learn who owned this city once and for all.

He tried to brazen it out at first. All brash smiles and riddles and the smug self-assurance that only the very young and the very foolish affect. But to his credit, it did not take him long to work out who he was dealing with.

Soon it was ‘yes Mister Joker and, I’m sorry Mister Joker.’ Of course it had taken several of his men getting killed in various unpleasant ways and a couple of the Riddler’s fingers being broken. But the message was driven home and that was the important thing.

After all, he needed to know who was who in Gotham.

I smile at the memory, recalling the look on his face when the big bad wolf came knocking on his door. It was comical, his look of shock and dismay when his shabby, rundown hideout had been discovered and breached.

Of course that had not been the only thing that had been breached that night. After I had my henchmen dispatch his, I sent them away so that I would be able to have a private word with the now very frightened Riddler.

I still remember the way he cowered in front of me, convinced that I was going to kill him. I had knelt in front of him and gently wiped away the tears that were dripping down his face. Terrified, he had tried to pull away from my touch, but I had gripped him under the chin, trapping him nicely.

Once he realized that he could not escape, he stopped struggling and simply gazed at me like a puppy that had been kicked. That had only made him more desirable. The memory of how I had hauled him to his feet and then over the back of a stained couch still has a certain effect on me.

I had loved the way he had whimpered and pleaded as I divested him of those dark green pants that he still insists on wearing. The memory of the sounds he had made as I sank my cock into that hot virginal opening still arouses me.

But as enjoyable as that has been, more importantly as lesson had been learned. A lesson that the Riddler had never forgotten.

After that, Edward had been wary of getting onto my bad side. But after I had carefully arranged a couple more ‘meetings’, he started to actually enjoy himself.

Now of course I have him eating out of the palm of my hand. Except for this recent incident with that damnable Hush. But I have to admit; I did enjoy teaching the Riddler the error of his ways.

Speaking of which, it seems that little Joker is beginning to stir to life. Time to wake my sweet little lover up again. After all, with that maniac Hush on the loose, things have been more than a little tense lately and what better way is there to relieve tension then this.

Three

Riddler’s POV

Oh great, there I was in the middle of a nice dream, you know-the kind where you are lying on a deserted beach somewhere surrounded by super models. Now I am awake, every muscle in my body is aching and my ass feels like it’s been reamed out with a hoe.

The Joker is leaning over me, his lips trailing kisses over my chest. Already he’s hard; I can feel his cock as it brushes against my thigh.

“Hello dearest,” he greets me as his teeth catch my nipple. Instead of answering, I let out a moan.

This makes Joker chuckle, a softer more agreeable sound then his usual screeching laughter.

His teeth nip at me once more, teasing my flesh. Then slowly he works his way down my body until his mouth finds my cock.

With another moan, I arch toward him, my body tense and beginning to tremble with the sensations that are already flooding over me.

Then without warning, he arches back, his green eyes bright with both amusement and lust. I stop, unable to tear my eyes away from his and I can already feel a worm of disquiet threading it’s way through my stomach. His smile is unsettling and I can feel that disquiet getting stronger. There is something predatory, something dark and frightening in that smile.

“What are you thinking dearest?” The Joker croons as he reaches around to cradle me in his arms.

“I am thinking that I feel like a fly caught in a spider’s web,” I whisper. His smile widens at that.

“So you should,” he replies softly. “Because that is exactly what you are. A very small fly indeed. Soon to be a snack for a hungry spider.”

I can feel the light touch of his fingers as they gently caress me, making my skin tingle. I shiver and despite my fear, I begin to crave his touch.

I watch as he reaches over to the small nightstand beside the bed for the tube of lubricant. I gasp as he applies the cold gel to my anus. Then bit by bit I relax as he slides himself into me.

Then slowly he starts to move and I move with him. Together we find that deep primitive rhythm and soon we a locked in a dance of bliss.

“Joker,” I whisper and he responds with a kiss that turns into a bite. I moan against his mouth and he grips me even tighter.

Soon I am crying out, helpless and sweating as he rides me. His thrusts are harder now, more urgent in his own need and then, just as I think I can’t hold on much longer, I feel him tense. His cock shudders with release even as my own climax erupts.

“Hmmm.”

I can’t help but smile at that single sound of approval. Lazily I nestle down into his arms and with surprising gentleness, he cradles me. We don't speak though as we lay cocooned in the warmth of our bodies. We do not have to, silent conpanionship is enough.

I listen as his breathing deepens as he falls asleep, then closing my eyes I follow him into the depthless shadows of dreams.

End

Writer's Block: The X-Files Birthday

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:49:13 GMT

Today in 1993, The X-Files first premiered. What's your favorite episode? Have you ever experienced paranormal activity yourself?

View 500 Answers

Loved X Cops when I saw it but my favourite episode has to be Tunguska.
Thought I saw a ghost once but it turned out to be my liitle sister sleepwalking.

General Stuff

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:37:51 GMT

It feels like forever since I have posted anything to my lj. My new job has kept me so busy. I have been working ten hour days so by the time I get home, I am too tired to do much. I have probably missed so many posts from everyone. I love my job but I hate working these long hours because it gives me such little time for anything else.
Once the hours even out, it will leave time for important stuff like fanfic. That reminds me, I still have not had time to see the new X Files movie yet. I might get to see it tomorrow if it is still at the cinemas. *fingers crossed*

It's been a awhile...

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:36:59 GMT

I just wanted to check in and say hi. Sorry I have not posted on my lj for a while but I have just started a new job and I have not had time. I am working in a huge department store in the city and I have been busy learning the ins and outs of everything. I have not even had time to see the new X Files movie yet. :-( As soon as things settle down a bit, I will be back more regularly. *promise* :-)